Not even two days after I submitted the review with my peers, I passed my Lieutenant in the hallway. They tried to strike up some light conversation, and started with "How was your Thanksgiving? Did you and your husband go anywhere or did you stay in town?"
It took everything in me to not be sassy and reply with something to the tune of "I'm sure he had a wonderful Thanksgiving... whoever he's with... whoever he is.. *stares off into the distance*." but instead just smiled, nodded, and stated "It was fine, I was here, working. Have a good day." and walked out.
I think it's best if I keep the smartassery for Twitter, and in return keep my job for a little bit longer.