I yawned once at the dealership, stepping out of my car. Service technician asked me if I had a late night, to which I replied, “Yup, working.” He asked if I was a nurse. “No, a dispatcher.” “Same thing.”
Service technician: "Late night?"
DispatcherDame: "Yup. Been working all night."
ST: "You a nurse?"
DD: "No sir - a dispatcher."
ST: "Ahhhh, so the same thing then."
DD: "....... well... no. Not really."
Although both professions have to deal with grown men acting like babies. No sir, I'm not talking about you, Officer. No, never. Not you...