It's dispatch law that as soon as you take the biggest bite of food ever, that a 911 drops into your ear or your units have traffic.

Thank goodness for mute buttons so I can chew while the caller is talking between my questions.


I've also heard it's similar to what happens to the units. As soon as they get their food, they get dispatched to a call.


Ahh, the glamorous life of a public servant.

It's 23:59:25 on my Friday, my mouse is hovering over the log off sequence, and a 911 drops in. On the call for 20 minutes with a suicidal party.

Dispatch Law.