Caller: "An officer is violating my civil rights!" Dame: "How so, sir?" C: "He told me to sit." D: "It'll probably be smart to do as he says. Did he say why he wants you to sit?" C: "Cause I'm too drunk to stand"
A twenty-something dispatcher taking 911 calls, yapping on the radio, and dealing with the general public - with a mad case of headset hair. Not quite so jaded yet, but not naive as I once was. Losing my soul one call at a time.
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