DispatcherDame's Diatribes

647f PC

5/18/2016

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Caller: "An officer is violating my civil rights!"
Dame: "How so, sir?"
C: "He told me to sit."
D: "It'll probably be smart to do as he says. Did he say why he wants you to sit?"
C: "Cause I'm too drunk to stand"
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Sean
5/26/2016 06:09:33 pm

"But if I sit I might fall asleep."

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    A twenty-something dispatcher taking 911 calls, yapping on the radio, and dealing with the general public - with a mad case of headset hair. Not quite so jaded yet, but not naive as I once was. Losing my soul one call at a time.

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