But I am without words now. I cannot believe that I have reached three thousand followers on mytwitter account. It's something that I never dreamed of. I am so grateful for each and every one of my followers, even though I still doubt why people follow me, especially when I goof up when I'm under the influence of sleeping pills and tweet out gems like this unintentionally, only to wake up and find people have liked and replied to it. Y'all are the real MVPs.
But anyway, to help me celebrate, I'm running my very first ever GIVEAWAY! You have the chance to win a $50 Amazon gift card that you can use to buy Haagan Dazs or, I guess, whatever else your heart desires as long as it's on Amazon. Mine always desires some Vanilla Swiss Almond, but you know, to each their own.
Like I said before, I have never done a giveaway before, so I hope I don't mess this up! Giveaway will be open from 9/9/16 at midnight EST through 9/16/16 at midnight EST. To enter, leave me your email (that way I know where to send the prize!), follow me on twitter, or tweet about the giveaway!
Good luck, lovely followers!